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The Society Files
FILE 09-AEVERY MAJOR CITY · MOTHER LODGE: LONDON, 1717STATUS: ACTIVE · ~6 MILLION MEMBERS
The Freemasons
The place. Freemasonry has no single headquarters — it is a federation of independent Grand Lodges, but its symbolic capital is Freemasons' Hall on Great Queen Street, London, seat of the United Grand Lodge of England, founded in 1717 from four London pub lodges. Masonic halls operate openly in nearly every city on Earth; most are listed in the phone book, which is the first clue that this is the least closed society on the list.
The selection. Uniquely here, you select yourself — but you must make the first move: Masonic tradition forbids recruiting, so the famous motto is "2B1ASK1" — to be one, ask one. The documented path: petition a lodge, supply references, sit an interview at home with your spouse present (they want the family comfortable), then pass a secret ballot of the lodge — traditionally one black ball excludes. Requirements: adult male (in mainstream lodges; parallel women's Grand Lodges exist), belief in a Supreme Being of any religion, and clean reputation.
The ritual. The three "Craft" degrees are ceremonial dramas, extensively published since exposures in the 1700s: the Entered Apprentice is blindfolded ("hoodwinked"), trouser-leg rolled, breast bared, a noose ("cable-tow") about the neck, and brought to the door of the lodge to take an obligation on the sacred book of his faith; the Fellowcraft ascends the symbolic winding stair; the Master Mason degree enacts the murder and raising of Hiram Abiff, architect of Solomon's Temple — the candidate plays the corpse and is "raised" by the grip of the lion's paw. The grips, passwords and tracing boards differ by jurisdiction and are the actual "secrets" — symbolic recognition tools, published in a hundred books, guarded anyway as a discipline of promise-keeping.
The honest assessment. Freemasonry's documented influence peaked in the 18th–19th centuries (fourteen U.S. presidents, Mozart, Bolívar, Churchill); today it is an aging charitable fraternity that gives away millions annually — and remains conspiracy culture's favorite stage set, mostly because its iconography is genuinely theatrical and its meetings genuinely closed.
FILE 09-B"THE TOMB," 64 HIGH STREET, NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUTSTATUS: ACTIVE · 15 PER YEAR SINCE 1832
Skull & Bones
The place. A brownstone, windowless, vault-like hall on the Yale campus, known to all of New Haven as the Tomb — built 1856, expanded twice, owned by the order's corporate arm, the Russell Trust Association. The society also owns Deer Island, a private retreat in the St. Lawrence River where members and their families summer.
The selection. You cannot ask; asking would disqualify you. Each spring on "Tap Day" — a public spectacle until the 1950s, private since — the fifteen graduating Bonesmen select fifteen Yale juniors: traditionally campus "kings" (team captains, editors of the Daily News, student presidents), since 1991 including women. The tap itself is documented ritual: a knock, the question, and the formula "Skull and Bones: do you accept?" Those who accept join a chain that has included Presidents Taft, G.H.W. Bush and G.W. Bush, Secretary of State John Kerry — making the 2004 presidential election Bones vs. Bones, a fact both candidates, when asked on national television, answered with "It's a secret."
The ritual. Initiation accounts — assembled from Alexandra Robbins' interviews with over a hundred Bonesmen for Secrets of the Tomb (2002), and a 2001 hidden-camera recording obtained by the New York Observer — describe a night of deliberate theater in the Tomb: costumed members, a mock throat-cutting, an initiate kissing a skull, the new name conferred (insiders are "Knights," outsiders "barbarians"), and the famous obligation of the "CB" — the connubial bio, in which members confess their personal and romantic histories to the cohort, the order's actual binding mechanism: mutual exposure as mutual trust. The well-publicized legend that initiates lie in a coffin is supported by some accounts and denied by others; the order, as ever, says nothing.
The honest assessment. Bones' real product is documented and mundane: a fifteen-person lifelong network refreshed annually for 190 years, with the Russell Trust's assets and Deer Island as infrastructure. Whether that constitutes a harmless alumni club or a self-replicating elite depends on which barbarian you ask.
FILE 09-CBOHEMIAN GROVE, 20601 BOHEMIAN AVE, MONTE RIO, CALIFORNIASTATUS: ACTIVE · EVERY JULY SINCE 1878
The Bohemian Club & the Grove
The place. The Bohemian Club's city house stands at 624 Taylor Street, San Francisco; its soul is the Grove — 2,700 acres of old-growth redwood on the Russian River at Monte Rio, where some 2,000 members and guests camp each July in 100-plus named camps (Mandalay for the bankers and statesmen, Hill Billies for the Bushes, Cave Man for the policy men). Every Republican president since Coolidge has attended; Nixon's complaint about it, caught on his own White House tapes, is unprintable and easy to find.
The selection. Invitation only: a member must sponsor you, others must second you, and the membership committee then leaves you on a waiting list documented at fifteen to thirty years — unless you are distinguished enough to be waved through, the documented exception for statesmen and artists. Initiation fees reported in the tens of thousands of dollars, plus annual dues. Women are excluded from membership — a policy the club has defended in court — though daytime guests and (famously unionized) staff exist.
The ritual. The Cremation of Care is real, scripted, and performed since 1881: on the first Saturday night, robed members process by torchlight to the lake, where an effigy called Care — the symbol of worldly burdens — is ferried across the water and burned on an altar before the Owl Shrine, a 12-meter concrete owl, with pyrotechnics, a recorded voice of the owl (for years, news anchor Walter Cronkite, a member), and a script declaring "weaving spiders, come not here" — leave your dealmaking at the gate. In 2000, Alex Jones infiltrated with a hidden camera and broadcast the rite to the world as devil worship; the club's answer — that it is community theater by men who include Broadway professionals — is supported by the script's published history, and disbelieved by exactly the audience you would predict. The documented irony: the "no weaving spiders" rule is the ritual most flagrantly broken — the 1942 Manhattan Project planning meeting at the Grove is on the historical record.
The honest assessment. The Grove is the best-documented case of the elite actually gathering in robes around fire in a forest — and the strongest evidence that what they do there is drink, network and watch plays. Both halves of that sentence are true, which is why the file never closes.
FILE 09-DROTATING FIVE-STAR HOTELS · FIRST: HOTEL DE BILDERBERG, OOSTERBEEK, NETHERLANDSSTATUS: ACTIVE · ANNUAL SINCE 1954
The Bilderberg Meeting
The place. No fixed temple — the venue is a different luxury hotel each year (the name comes from the first, the Hotel de Bilderberg in the Dutch woods, 1954), sealed for three days behind security perimeters paid for, controversially, by host governments. The meeting now runs a public website listing participants and topics — a transparency concession that critics note arrived only after decades of denial that the meeting existed at all.
The selection. By the organization's own published FAQ: there is no membership and no application — roughly 120–140 participants are invited annually by the Steering Committee, drawn from government, finance, industry, academia, media and, lately, AI labs. Attendance is personal: no spouses, no aides in the room, no substitutes. The unwritten selection signal, documented across decades of participant lists, is trajectory — Bill Clinton (1991), Tony Blair (1993), and Emmanuel Macron (2014) all attended shortly before reaching power, which is either scouting or excellent taste, depending on your priors.
The ritual. There is no robe and no owl; the ritual is procedural and absolute — the Chatham House Rule: participants may use the information received, but neither the identity nor the affiliation of any speaker may be revealed. No minutes are published, no resolutions voted, no press conference held. Defenders call this the only way powerful people can speak honestly; critics answer that 130 of the world's most powerful people speaking honestly, off every record, about the year's agenda is precisely the thing democracies are supposed to be allowed to watch.
The honest assessment. Bilderberg is the inverse of the others: no secrets of ritual, every secret of content. It is also the closed society with the most documented real-world correlation between attendance and subsequent power — the one item on this list where the conspiracy theory and the official FAQ describe nearly the same machine, and disagree only about whether it is sinister.
FILE 09-EVILLA TEVERE, ROME · 90,000 MEMBERS WORLDWIDESTATUS: ACTIVE · FOUNDED MADRID, 1928
Opus Dei
The place. Headquarters at Villa Tevere, Rome, seat of the Prelate; the order's most visible monument is its 17-story U.S. headquarters at 243 Lexington Avenue, Manhattan — with, reporters noted, separate entrances for men and women. Opus Dei ("Work of God") is not legally a secret society at all but a personal prelature of the Catholic Church — the only one in existence — answering to the Pope across all diocesan borders.
The selection. Formally, one writes a letter requesting admission after a period of contact — but the documented practice, described by former members and in John Allen's balanced study Opus Dei (2005), is cultivation: recruitment through university residences and student clubs the order runs, with a candidate "whistled" (the internal term for the moment of commitment) after sustained mentoring. Membership grades define the closure: supernumeraries (~70%, married, ordinary lives, financial contribution), numeraries (celibate, living in Opus Dei centers, salaries handed to the Work), and assistant numeraries. Minimum age for joining is 18 (raised after criticism over teenage commitments at 14.5).
The ritual. No initiation theater — the practices are dailier and, to outsiders, stranger: the "Norms," a fixed daily schedule of prayer; and for numeraries the documented corporal mortifications that made the order famous — the cilice, a spiked chain worn two hours daily on the thigh, and the weekly self-discipline (a small cord whip), practices the order confirms openly as traditional asceticism and critics describe via testimony from former numeraries as part of a system of control that also included mail screening and approved reading lists. After The Da Vinci Code made its "monk-assassin" a global villain, Opus Dei ran an unprecedented PR campaign — the only society on this list ever to respond to its mythology with a press office.
The honest assessment. Opus Dei is the registry's living case study in the gray zone between devotion and control: every practice above is documented by the order itself, and every controversy comes from testimony about how those practices feel from inside at nineteen.
FILE 09-FLODGES WORLDWIDE · INTERNATIONAL HQ: UNITED STATESSTATUS: ACTIVE · CROWLEY ERA FROM 1912
Ordo Templi Orientis (O.T.O.)
The place. No marble temple — the O.T.O. operates through local bodies ("camps," "oases" and "lodges") across the Americas, Europe and Australia, listed openly on its websites; the order's historical shrine is Boleskine House on Loch Ness, Aleister Crowley's former home, and its doctrinal capital is wherever The Book of the Law — the text Crowley said was dictated to him by a discarnate intelligence in Cairo, 1904 — is being read aloud.
The selection. The most procedurally open of the occult orders: any adult may petition for the 0° (Minerval) initiation after making contact with a local body, but admission requires two member sponsors and a waiting period — and advancement is by invitation thereafter. The degree ladder runs from Minerval through the "Man of Earth" degrees toward the sealed upper triad, with the IX° historically reserved for the order's core teaching. Dues are modest and published; the order is run largely by volunteers, a documented fact that deflates most of its mythology on contact.
The ritual. The Minerval initiation is a vowed secret, but the order's public ceremony is performed weekly worldwide: the Gnostic Mass, Crowley's liturgy of 1913 — a full ritual drama with priest, priestess, deacon, altar, and the consumption of "cakes of light," openly attended by the curious at many lodges. The initiatory degrees, per the order's own descriptions and a century of scholarly literature on Thelema, dramatize the soul's journey — birth, life, death and beyond — on the chassis of Masonic-style ceremony. Crowley's reputation ("the wickedest man in the world," by his own delighted cultivation) does the rest of the order's marketing to this day.
The honest assessment. The O.T.O. is what a "sinister occult order" looks like when you actually email it: bylaws, dues, volunteer treasurers, and a liturgy you can attend on Sunday. The genuinely closed thing is the same as everywhere on this list — not the secrets, but the door.